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"When I feel like I have lots of boogers, I blow my nose. When none come out, I'm disappointed. What do you have to say about that?"

"The Grand Tale of the Old Turkey Leg" - Here -->http://ping.fm/8tlk4

: "If a person isn't who you want them to be, who do you want?"

My shit smells like cherry vanilla and my farts sound like the London Philharmonic Orchestra.

There it is: www.blogtalkradio.com/autumnlee88

Looks like it's gonna happen. Because I made it happen. Mhm. www.blogtalkradio.com/autumnlee88 10:30PM MST ♥

Ring in the New Year with me, Åutumn Lee, and hopefully a special guest or two. Watch for more info at www.blogtalkradio.com/autumnlee88

Autumn Lee's News - www.autumnleesnews.com Autumn Lee Online - www.autumnleeonline.com Hey hey I just had a burp from the S O U L !!

Relaxing after a busy day of cooking & eating. Just cleaned my bathroom. I'm tired. ♥

Happy Holidays! Sign up now at Autumn Lee's News: www.autumnleesnews.com & Autumn Lee Online: www.autumnleeonline.com ♫Stay safe & sober!♫

Merry Christmas to all! ♥ Be safe, and watch out for cops! Remember, being black out drunk isn't hot! Watch this: http://ping.fm/ViZPh

Merry Christmas to all! ♥ Be safe, and watch out for cops! Remember, being black out drunk isn't hot! Watch this: http://ping.fm/z7p3n

Merry Christmas to all! ♥ Be safe, and watch out for cops! Remember, being black out drunk isn't hot! Watch this: http://ping.fm/MWQIG

Oh it's the Eve of X-Mas! I'm NOOOOOD!!!

Cool! ♥ http://ping.fm/Hgb6i

I'm going to watch "The Conspiracy Theory" and make fun of Jesse Ventura. What a douche. But he was cool in "Predator."

What day is it? I got feathers!

is getting in the Holiday Spirit. ♥

On the 10th day of XMas, my TrueLove gave 2 me very many smiles:moles:honesty:FUCK YOU:eyeliner:ORGASMS:awesome(2):peepers:metal UnderTheTree

Books. Check 'em out.

oh wait, I just typed that wrong. LMAO! I was laughing too hard.

once, I saw a Clothestime sign that had a bulb out where the "h" was. Guess what it said??? AHAHAHA!! CLOT TIME! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAA!

hahaahaaaaaahaha CLOTS FOR CHRISTMAS! I GET TO PASS CLOTS THROUGH MY VAGINA FOR CHRISTMAS!! YAAAYY!!

is a total bitch. Whatever, though, Aunt Flo will be here by Christmas. Whore.

On the 9th day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me moles honesty FUCK YOU eyeliner ORGASMS awesome(2) peepers & metal under the tree ♥

This is SO AWESOME: http://ping.fm/jTNxn

R.I.P. Brittany Murphy [Dead at 32 of Cardiac Arrest] http://ping.fm/TQdSx

WOW, Brittany Murphy died?!?! So sad. :'(

Is morphing into Happy Bunny today. Watch out for random acts of BRUTALITY...ahem, I mean honesty.

On the 8th day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me brutal honesty fuck you eyeliner 5 GOLDEN ORGASMS awesome(2) peepers & metal under the tree

on the 7th day of X-Mas, my True Love gave to me FUCK YOU, eyeliner, orgasms, awesome(2), peepers & metal under the tree. HAHA!

I need to login to Facebook. I miss you guys over there! If you have my #, just call or txt me. ♥

Ok, so I watched this pron & this guy humped a F A T chick. His weiner was H U G E & she said, "This is gonna get me sick," whl thy fkd lol

*thinking* I really hope for that person's sake, they don't mean what I think they do. Because that would TOTALLY out their ineptitude.

On the 6th day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me eyeliner, orgasms, awesome(2), peepers & metal under the tree.

On the 5th day of X-Mas my true love gave to me FIVE GOLDEN ORGASMS!

Is going to go get really, really...REALLY...stimulated. Mmmhmmm. Yes, I love being stimulated. Like, I love it more than colonics.

WHO SAID THIS : "...I am a bitch, how do you want me? From behind, or on my knees? I am a slut, please hold me down. You have no choice."

On the 4th day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me a 2nd helping of awesome, awesome, peepers and metal under the tree

On the 4th day of X-Mas my True Love have to me a second helping of awesome, awesome, peepers, and metal under the tree

let me explain. My ultimate goal in life used to be that I would become a profiler for the FBI. SO INTENSE & FASCINATING!

On the third day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me a heightened level of awesome, 2 peepers and metal under the tree

dude, I totally have this song stuck in my head. http://ping.fm/oeNTw

On the 2nd Day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me 2 optic peepers and METAL under the tree.

is getting connected all over the Internet. Ping rocks if you are in several social networks, FYI. YouTube also links to Facebook & Twitter, so ha-ay.

On the 1st Day of X-Mas, my True Love gave to me, a healthy portion of M E T A L !! http://ping.fm/665jQ

On the 1st Day of X-Mas, my True Love gave to me, a healthy portion of M E T A L !! http://ping.fm/8N92b

i love the holidays! ♥

Is wrapping presents oOo :)

Just got a 6ft xmas tree!! :)

i want a kindle for christmas.

read "the Triangle Poem" and answer the BONUS QUESTION for a RAD X-MAS GIFT! http://ping.fm/IMciP

read "the Triangle Poem" and answer the BONUS QUESTION for a RAD X-MAS GIFT! http://ping.fm/OqjSx

just farted twice right now.

borrowing from SuperSquarel-"Great Minds Discuss Ideas, Average Minds Discuss Events, and Small Minds Discuss People."

Tired

my favorite is cream pie.

your mom thinks you could have been so much more, and so do i. bahaha! >=}

o hai.

Is not mad. Damn some people take this shit too seriously. XOXOX

thinks it's beautiful outside.

thinks hate is an unwritten poem. http://ping.fm/JdeZw

wants to know...did you look in the mirror? Did you? http://ping.fm/vaFqj

says says, "Hold your breath, you fucking fuck." http://ping.fm/23qym

says says, "Don't want to go fuck yourself? Let me send you a personalized invitation engraved in HIV positive blood. Just hold your breath 'til it arrives USPS, you fucking fuck." http://ping.fm/utue0

is it never mind or nevermind? Huh? Oh, lick the crack of my ass. http://ping.fm/5ouqh

doesn't claim responsibility for your [mis]interpretations/[re]action[s] to me or my words. read the profile, champ.

We ain't goin' nowhere, 'cause heroes never die. http://ping.fm/6JgR3

There's a lot of me inside you. Maybe you're afraid to see.

tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away. Ooh wah ah oww!!

Ok so I'm hooked up!

Test text

Carrot cake makes my pussy wet. http://ping.fm/YQVR4

"I can smell your cunt." - Miggs, the Silence of the Lambs. http://ping.fm/dVuVW

look at yourself in the mirror and pretend to have a conversation with God. http://ping.fm/MLmbf

is connected online like a prosthetic arm on a shoulder.

The Rebirth Of Autumn Lee's News - POSTED AT WWW.AUTUMNLEESNEWS.COM

Hello again, friends, readers, stalkers, lovers, haters and music fans! It is I, Autumn Lee, your Queen, back from the dead.

This website originally launched on October 31, 2007, and I took it offline in December of 2008 for lots of different reasons, mainly because I knew there was a better, easier way to manage this site, and now I have found it.

In the beginning, ALN was a site devoted to goofery, terrorizing MySpace people and celebrities, promoting local bands and basically just having fun. Today, ALN still retains its focus on fun-having, but we have grown up a little bit and decided to take this reporting stuff a little more seriously due to several [empty] threats and ugly stalkers.

I do have a Super Secret Staff. The men and women of the ALN Reporting Staff must always retain their privacy, however, due to the nature of some of what this site contains.

Today, you will see lots more promoting, since I have decided to really broaden my horizons and become a more professional groupie in my spare time. I am always on the look out for FRESH talent no one has ever heard of or seen before, and am open to featuring anyone on this site.

Even if it means doing it without expressed permission.

In the two years I have managed ALN, I have never maliciously featured anyband or artist, nor would I, because to do so would be a waste of precious bandwidth. Basically, I will only feature artists who request to be featured and artists I genuinely admire.

Having said that, I would like to also state that I am not above knocking celebrities. They are fair game, and you will still see that here from time to time, although I have isolated it to a more private forum at:

[[Autumn Lee Online]]

I encourage you to go there and sign up today, download my toolbar, and stay updated with all the things I do all over the Internet.

You might be asking yourself the following questions:

• "Who the fuck is Autumn Lee?"
• "What is that smell?"
• "Why am I still online at 4AM when I have to work tomorrow?"

I can provide answers to all of these questions. One, I am an Internet personality; Autumn Lee is not my real name, it is my pen name as I am also a writer as well as a graphic artist and Queen. Two, you may want to shower and/or brush your teeth, or just to be on the safe side, do both. Three, you are either a tweeker or you are an Internet addict; it's hard to tell the difference sometimes.

AND! Get this, folks, another feature I have added to this site is the ability to join it and become a member of Autumn Lee's News. This way, you can receive personal messages from me and access the Members Only pages. No pressure, but it's just more fun that way.

Finally, another reason I decided to re-launch this site is because I am a hopeless narcissist, who loves seeing my name all over the Internet. Hey, it's better than seeing your naked pictures all over the Internet. Notice I didn't say "my naked pictures." Not that anyone has any.

Talk to you soon! Join ALN today to stay informed!

XOXOX,

Autumn Lee

05/31/2009