What's the secret to happiness?

Daily masturbation.

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Who's the most overrated actor?

Tom Cruise. GET HIM OUT OF MOVIES!!

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How would you describe your personality?

I'm a handful; just as salty as I am sweet.

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If you could go back in time 10 years and tell your younger self something, what would it be?

I'd say to stop drinking.

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Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Wars!

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How would you describe your style?

I wouldn't.

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If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?

White out.

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Would you rather vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

The beach! I vacationed in the mountains very recently, though.

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What do you think is your most attractive feature?

Hmmm...hard to say.

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What music are you listening to today?

I listened to some Nelly earlier.

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What's your earliest memory?

When I was 18 mos.

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Chocolate or Vanilla?

Neapolitan!

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Are you a morning or night person?

Night person.

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Who's the most famous person you've met?

I've met lots of famous people!

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Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?

Yes! :)

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Would you rather be really hot or really cold?

If I had to choose one, I'd say cold. You can always cover up.

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What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?

South Park.

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If you could have a super power, what would it be?

To be able to fly.

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If you could have been the author of any book, what would it have been?

"Faerie Tale" Raymond Feist

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If you could master one skill what would it be?

Probably cooking.

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If you could attend any concert, what would it be?

I'd love to see Pink Floyd live, but that'll never happen.

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If you could go only to one restaurant for the next five years, which would it be?

Olive Garden.

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What video game have you played the most?

StreetFighter 2

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If you were stranded on a desert island, which one person would you bring with you?

Princess, my cat.

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What's your favorite season of the year?

Autumn. Duh lol

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What one thing are you exceptionally good at?

Creating, I'm very creative.

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Would you rather be really hot or really cold?

Neither.

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What website do you spend the most time on?

Twitter or Facebook

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What's the furthest you've ever traveled?

To Puerto Rico

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If you were given a brand new yacht, what would you name it?

Bessie.

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What was your favorite TV show as a child?

Dukes of Hazzard

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What's your dream car?

Lexus IS 300 or a Scion TC.

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Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?

Yep.

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Who inspires you the most?

Probably Rob Zombie.

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If you had to perform at the circus, what trick would you do?

I'd shoot golf balls out of my vagina like Winona Ryder did in that one SouthPark episode.

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If you could master one skill what would it be?

I'd want to learn more about current design software.

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If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

I don't even know right now. Uhmm...something metal. :)

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What's your favorite type of flower?

Bird of Paradise

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What's your favorite movie quote?

"I'm not paying this back, I consider it asshole tax."

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What music are you listening to today?

Slacker Trance

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What 3 things do you think will become obsolete in the next ten years?

Off-shore drilling, possibly the planet, definitely a lot of sea life.

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Do you believe in luck?

Sure, but it runs out.

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Who's your favorite musician?

Honestly, Trent Reznor because he's so diverse.

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Do you believe in angels?

Yes :)

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If you won a $1,000 shopping spree for any store, which store would you pick?

Probably Kohl's.

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Were you a Michael Jackson fan?

His music, yes.

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If you could ask Barack Obama one question what would it be?

I'd ask him if he had ever heard this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd9xU8cw1JEPlay

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Do you believe in life after death?

Yep.

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Would you rather be a zombie or a mummy?

I'm already a zombie.

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What was your favorite book as a child?

"The Indian in the Cupboard."

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What do you think was the greatest invention in your lifetime?

I invented the word "Niction," and I think it fucking rules.

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What was the happiest moment in your life?

When I moved back to AZ from AR.

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What was the worst movie you've ever seen?

Lady in the Water. That movie SUCKS!!

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What music are you listening to today?

Shania Twain, mostly.

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If you had access to a time machine, where and when would be the first place you travel to?

I would visit Mesopotamia when it was Mesopotamia, whatever time frame that was.

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If you could ask God one question what would it be?

Why?

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What was your favorite movie as a child?

Labyrinth & Never Ending Story

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If you could eat dinner with any person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?

Abraham Lincoln - Popeye's

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What would your perfect day look like?

75-80 degrees and sunny :)

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If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?

Tamales

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Do you believe in fate?

Yes :)

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Cats or Dogs?

I love both! :)

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What's the most unselfish thing you've ever done?

Volunteered for Arizona AIDS Project when I was in high school.

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Who's the most talented person you know?

My hairdresser :)

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What's your favorite drink?

Diet Dr. Pepper

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What YouTube video made you laugh recently?

www.youtube.com/fred

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Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?

Hmmm....

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What would be the best thing about being a vampire?

Being young forever.

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What's the best place near you to get some ice cream?

Culver's

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What's one food you'll never eat again?

Spam.

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What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life?

Angelina Jolie

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What do you think about formspring.me so far?

I like it :)

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Do you believe in God?

Yes :)

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Who's the sexiest woman alive?

Me, of course. ;) [kidding]

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Do you believe in angels?

Yes :)

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If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

If I ever change my name, it will be the last name of the person I marry.

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Would you rather swim in a pool or the ocean?

In the ocean :)

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What was your favorite subject in school?

Journalism.

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Who was the best teacher you've ever had?

My Kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Jones

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

Witty, personable and motivated.

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If you were offered the job of U.S. president would you take the job?

Probably not.

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Describe the best dream you've ever had.

I had a dream about someone I have a crush on and he was laying on my chest, falling asleep and I was sniffing his hair.

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Falling in love with you is the best mistake I've ever made; my heart's yours, take it or burn it.http://ping.fm/TL8fT

The lyrics for "Bleeding Me" by Metallica are E P I C. God, I love this song. http://ping.fm/EzvL0 ♥

Is this real? http://ping.fm/8hnyk

I'm too in love with you. Fuck you I hate you. LOL http://ping.fm/E8cMv

This song describes exactly how I feel right now. Don't assume you know what's on my mind or in my heart. You would never guess. http://ping.fm/ZPiLs

says says, "Apologize when you feel bad even if you're not sorry you hurt someone else. Do it to make yourself feel better."

Big day today! ♥

WHERE ARE ALL THESE NEW MYSPACE FRIENDS COMING FROM?? *INNOCENT FACE* HI! MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME! ♥

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Did Tila Tequila's girlfriend die? 30 and died of natural causes? Smells fishy to me. :~|

"Don't ask questions if you are afraid of the truth. Don't doubt answers you receive if you seek the truth. See." - Me ;)

"Love is a submissive emotion." - Me ;)

I think I just queefed a new power ballad. That was fuckin' music, I know that.

Where do you want to visit before you die? I want to visit Florence, Italy: http://ping.fm/FRiYM

Making dinner for The Man.

Oh, yum! Leftover Macayo's! ♥

My tits rock. Guess what size they are. I bet you can't. ♥

is going to the grocery store for some vegetables. SOME KORN!! http://ping.fm/Go1yK

AWESOME... OVERLOAD... BRAIN... IMPLODING... ♫ http://ping.fm/mICxD

Can't... stop... posting... must... share... ♫ http://ping.fm/42fUe

OH I'M HAVING MULTIPLES! ♫ http://ping.fm/haGeA

OMG ok, Korn "Untouchables" is a SPECTABULOUS album. Seriously. Phuckin' Ay. I'm gizzing. ♫ http://ping.fm/In7I5

Song of the Millennium: http://ping.fm/IlBiU ♫Heck Yes♫

Song of the moment: http://ping.fm/FffsC ♫I'm lovin' it.♫

Is going shopping and getting ready for a fun evening! Hope you all have a great weekend!

I really need to spit out this gum. It lost its flavor like an hour ago.

Is up way too early on a Saturday.

Is getting ready for bed. zZzZzZzZz ♥

Is going to relaxxx in a luxurious bubble bath. ♥

Is watching Iron Chef :)