What's the secret to happiness?

Daily masturbation.

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Who's the most overrated actor?

Tom Cruise. GET HIM OUT OF MOVIES!!

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How would you describe your personality?

I'm a handful; just as salty as I am sweet.

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If you could go back in time 10 years and tell your younger self something, what would it be?

I'd say to stop drinking.

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Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Wars!

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How would you describe your style?

I wouldn't.

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If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?

White out.

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Would you rather vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

The beach! I vacationed in the mountains very recently, though.

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What do you think is your most attractive feature?

Hmmm...hard to say.

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What music are you listening to today?

I listened to some Nelly earlier.

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What's your earliest memory?

When I was 18 mos.

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Chocolate or Vanilla?

Neapolitan!

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Are you a morning or night person?

Night person.

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Who's the most famous person you've met?

I've met lots of famous people!

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Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?

Yes! :)

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Would you rather be really hot or really cold?

If I had to choose one, I'd say cold. You can always cover up.

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What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?

South Park.

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If you could have a super power, what would it be?

To be able to fly.

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If you could have been the author of any book, what would it have been?

"Faerie Tale" Raymond Feist

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If you could master one skill what would it be?

Probably cooking.

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If you could attend any concert, what would it be?

I'd love to see Pink Floyd live, but that'll never happen.

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