Hello again, friends, readers, stalkers, lovers, haters and music fans! It is I, Autumn Lee, your Queen, back from the dead.
This website originally launched on October 31, 2007, and I took it offline in December of 2008 for lots of different reasons, mainly because I knew there was a better, easier way to manage this site, and now I have found it.
In the beginning, ALN was a site devoted to goofery, terrorizing MySpace people and celebrities, promoting local bands and basically just having fun. Today, ALN still retains its focus on fun-having, but we have grown up a little bit and decided to take this reporting stuff a little more seriously due to several [empty] threats and ugly stalkers.
I do have a Super Secret Staff. The men and women of the ALN Reporting Staff must always retain their privacy, however, due to the nature of some of what this site contains.
Today, you will see lots more promoting, since I have decided to really broaden my horizons and become a more professional groupie in my spare time. I am always on the look out for FRESH talent no one has ever heard of or seen before, and am open to featuring anyone on this site.
Even if it means doing it without expressed permission.
In the two years I have managed ALN, I have never maliciously featured anyband or artist, nor would I, because to do so would be a waste of precious bandwidth. Basically, I will only feature artists who request to be featured and artists I genuinely admire.
Having said that, I would like to also state that I am not above knocking celebrities. They are fair game, and you will still see that here from time to time, although I have isolated it to a more private forum at:
I encourage you to go there and sign up today, download my toolbar, and stay updated with all the things I do all over the Internet.
You might be asking yourself the following questions:
- "Who the fuck is Autumn Lee?"
- "What is that smell?"
- "Why am I still online at 4AM when I have to work tomorrow?"
I can provide answers to all of these questions. One, I am an Internet personality; Autumn Lee is not my real name, it is my pen name as I am also a writer as well as a graphic artist and Queen. Two, you may want to shower and/or brush your teeth, or just to be on the safe side, do both. Three, you are either a tweeker or you are an Internet addict; it's hard to tell the difference sometimes.
AND! Get this, folks, another feature I have added to this site is the ability to join it and become a member of Autumn Lee's News. This way, you can receive personal messages from me and access the Members Only pages. No pressure, but it's just more fun that way.
Finally, another reason I decided to re-launch this site is because I am a hopeless narcissist, who loves seeing my name all over the Internet. Hey, it's better than seeing your naked pictures all over the Internet. Notice I didn't say "my naked pictures." Not that anyone has any.
Talk to you soon! Join ALN today to stay informed!
XOXOX,
Autumn Lee
05/31/2009
