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"When I feel like I have lots of boogers, I blow my nose. When none come out, I'm disappointed. What do you have to say about that?"

"The Grand Tale of the Old Turkey Leg" - Here -->http://ping.fm/8tlk4

: "If a person isn't who you want them to be, who do you want?"

My shit smells like cherry vanilla and my farts sound like the London Philharmonic Orchestra.

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Looks like it's gonna happen. Because I made it happen. Mhm. www.blogtalkradio.com/autumnlee88 10:30PM MST ♥

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Relaxing after a busy day of cooking & eating. Just cleaned my bathroom. I'm tired. ♥

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Merry Christmas to all! ♥ Be safe, and watch out for cops! Remember, being black out drunk isn't hot! Watch this: http://ping.fm/ViZPh

Merry Christmas to all! ♥ Be safe, and watch out for cops! Remember, being black out drunk isn't hot! Watch this: http://ping.fm/z7p3n

Merry Christmas to all! ♥ Be safe, and watch out for cops! Remember, being black out drunk isn't hot! Watch this: http://ping.fm/MWQIG

Oh it's the Eve of X-Mas! I'm NOOOOOD!!!

Cool! ♥ http://ping.fm/Hgb6i

I'm going to watch "The Conspiracy Theory" and make fun of Jesse Ventura. What a douche. But he was cool in "Predator."

What day is it? I got feathers!

is getting in the Holiday Spirit. ♥

On the 10th day of XMas, my TrueLove gave 2 me very many smiles:moles:honesty:FUCK YOU:eyeliner:ORGASMS:awesome(2):peepers:metal UnderTheTree

Books. Check 'em out.

oh wait, I just typed that wrong. LMAO! I was laughing too hard.

once, I saw a Clothestime sign that had a bulb out where the "h" was. Guess what it said??? AHAHAHA!! CLOT TIME! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAA!

hahaahaaaaaahaha CLOTS FOR CHRISTMAS! I GET TO PASS CLOTS THROUGH MY VAGINA FOR CHRISTMAS!! YAAAYY!!

is a total bitch. Whatever, though, Aunt Flo will be here by Christmas. Whore.

On the 9th day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me moles honesty FUCK YOU eyeliner ORGASMS awesome(2) peepers & metal under the tree ♥

This is SO AWESOME: http://ping.fm/jTNxn

R.I.P. Brittany Murphy [Dead at 32 of Cardiac Arrest] http://ping.fm/TQdSx

WOW, Brittany Murphy died?!?! So sad. :'(

Is morphing into Happy Bunny today. Watch out for random acts of BRUTALITY...ahem, I mean honesty.

On the 8th day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me brutal honesty fuck you eyeliner 5 GOLDEN ORGASMS awesome(2) peepers & metal under the tree

on the 7th day of X-Mas, my True Love gave to me FUCK YOU, eyeliner, orgasms, awesome(2), peepers & metal under the tree. HAHA!

I need to login to Facebook. I miss you guys over there! If you have my #, just call or txt me. ♥

Ok, so I watched this pron & this guy humped a F A T chick. His weiner was H U G E & she said, "This is gonna get me sick," whl thy fkd lol

*thinking* I really hope for that person's sake, they don't mean what I think they do. Because that would TOTALLY out their ineptitude.

On the 6th day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me eyeliner, orgasms, awesome(2), peepers & metal under the tree.

On the 5th day of X-Mas my true love gave to me FIVE GOLDEN ORGASMS!

Is going to go get really, really...REALLY...stimulated. Mmmhmmm. Yes, I love being stimulated. Like, I love it more than colonics.

WHO SAID THIS : "...I am a bitch, how do you want me? From behind, or on my knees? I am a slut, please hold me down. You have no choice."

On the 4th day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me a 2nd helping of awesome, awesome, peepers and metal under the tree

On the 4th day of X-Mas my True Love have to me a second helping of awesome, awesome, peepers, and metal under the tree

let me explain. My ultimate goal in life used to be that I would become a profiler for the FBI. SO INTENSE & FASCINATING!

On the third day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me a heightened level of awesome, 2 peepers and metal under the tree

dude, I totally have this song stuck in my head. http://ping.fm/oeNTw

On the 2nd Day of X-Mas my True Love gave to me 2 optic peepers and METAL under the tree.

is getting connected all over the Internet. Ping rocks if you are in several social networks, FYI. YouTube also links to Facebook & Twitter, so ha-ay.

On the 1st Day of X-Mas, my True Love gave to me, a healthy portion of M E T A L !! http://ping.fm/665jQ

On the 1st Day of X-Mas, my True Love gave to me, a healthy portion of M E T A L !! http://ping.fm/8N92b

i love the holidays! ♥

Is wrapping presents oOo :)

Just got a 6ft xmas tree!! :)

i want a kindle for christmas.

read "the Triangle Poem" and answer the BONUS QUESTION for a RAD X-MAS GIFT! http://ping.fm/IMciP

read "the Triangle Poem" and answer the BONUS QUESTION for a RAD X-MAS GIFT! http://ping.fm/OqjSx

just farted twice right now.

borrowing from SuperSquarel-"Great Minds Discuss Ideas, Average Minds Discuss Events, and Small Minds Discuss People."

Tired

my favorite is cream pie.

your mom thinks you could have been so much more, and so do i. bahaha! >=}

o hai.

Is not mad. Damn some people take this shit too seriously. XOXOX

thinks it's beautiful outside.

thinks hate is an unwritten poem. http://ping.fm/JdeZw

wants to know...did you look in the mirror? Did you? http://ping.fm/vaFqj

says says, "Hold your breath, you fucking fuck." http://ping.fm/23qym

says says, "Don't want to go fuck yourself? Let me send you a personalized invitation engraved in HIV positive blood. Just hold your breath 'til it arrives USPS, you fucking fuck." http://ping.fm/utue0

is it never mind or nevermind? Huh? Oh, lick the crack of my ass. http://ping.fm/5ouqh

doesn't claim responsibility for your [mis]interpretations/[re]action[s] to me or my words. read the profile, champ.

We ain't goin' nowhere, 'cause heroes never die. http://ping.fm/6JgR3

There's a lot of me inside you. Maybe you're afraid to see.

tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away. Ooh wah ah oww!!

Ok so I'm hooked up!

Test text

Carrot cake makes my pussy wet. http://ping.fm/YQVR4

"I can smell your cunt." - Miggs, the Silence of the Lambs. http://ping.fm/dVuVW

look at yourself in the mirror and pretend to have a conversation with God. http://ping.fm/MLmbf

is connected online like a prosthetic arm on a shoulder.